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The Inked MEGA 11: The Bartender's Creed
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The Inked MEGA 11: The Bartender's Creed
The Bartender's Creed:
This is my bottle opener. There are
many like it, but this one is mine.
My bottle opener is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My bottle opener, without me, is
useless. Without my bottle opener, I am useless.
I must wield my bottle opener
true. I must open bottles faster than my enemy
who is trying to kill my tips.
I
must open more bottles than him or her. I will...
My bottle opener and myself know
that what counts in this bar is not the shots we take,
the ass we try to score, nor the
smoke we may have afterwards.
We know it is my speed that counts.
We will open bottles...
My bottle opener is human, even as
I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its beauty, its strengths, its art, its speed, its shine, and its
sexiness.
I will ever guard it against the
ravages of weather, damage
and other bartenders that are
looking to steal my shit.
I will keep my bottle opener clean
and ready,
even as I am somewhat clean and
ready from time to time.
We will become part of each other.
We will...
Before a crisp, cold beer I swear
this creed.
My bottle opener and myself are the
defenders of all beer.
We are the masters of cracking open
cold ones.
We are the saviors of my bar.
So be it, until there are no thirsty guests, but
peace and cold beers for all
The original Bartender's Bottle Opener, now available in a super obnoxious, totally awesome, 11 inch KICK ASS version. Super durable, this Mega Opener is made out of Solid Heavy Gauge Stainless Steel, and is designed to last and spank some ass.
The Bartenders Pro Speed Opener with a Full Color Custom Images on Both Sides! Also known as Poppers, Church Keys, Bar Keys, Blades, Flats or Mambas. Durable and attractive,these openers are designed for Professional Bartenders or casual home use. All bottle openers are made of solid steel and are water proof, stain resistant and scratch resistant! These are NOT stickers or transfers. Only professional top of the line custom artwork unique to Ink Correct. The finished product has the same look as a great as a custom paint job would look on a custom car or motorcycle. They have an awesome looking durable shine, perfect for use at work or at home. Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back!
Add a Spinner Ring for extra comfort! only 0.50 cents.
Add a Name or a Line of Text!
Enter the name or 1 line of text exactly as you would like it to look. You have a max of 10 characters for Only an additional $2.00!
Size of name or text will vary depending on the length or number of characters used.
Text location, colors and letter style are fixed. Please click on "View More Images" for an example.
Bottle opener color may vary depending on the color you choose (if more than one color is available).
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